{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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